captainbun:

American Horror Story in a nutshell:

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c1504:

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey 


(Source: romangodfrey)



laughtime:

every morning








rubee:

nigga-chan:

i like how the deer in the back is like “Why the fuck aint she playin me no song?” 


whatever bitch the flute is gay as fuck anyway

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time






dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years




oroxine:

poyzn:

There is someone out there for everybody.

It just might be a goose.



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